calibornsmainsqueeze:

im trying to look up more about harry potter goblins women cause none are mentioned and the only thing ive found was a thing saying it was likely women stay home with domestic things and theres no canonical evidence that goblins are sexist in a human way so instead here are some options for the fandom:

1) there is no discernible difference between a goblin sexes, they all appear masculine to humans 

2) dealing with wizards is concerned a lowerly underclass thing to do and is beneath most goblin women

3) goblin women take more than one husband, one to work outside of the home and many others to tend to the home, the children and her needs

copperbadge:

annleckie:

Screenshot of a tweet that reads, “In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety.”

Underneath it, a quoted tweet: “Perils of Google Translate no 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruptions want sirens, not mermaids.”

They have heard the mermaids singing each to each. 

ok but what I want to know is if we have volcano sharks, why can’t we have volcano mermaids?

otg2012:

Happy Thomas Resurrection Day! 

I’m a little late but I hope it’s still okay to post this today. This is just my third flinthamilton fic because I’m not a writer and I’m not very good at writing this pairing so it terrifies me, but well, in honor of his resurrection I wanted to give it a try. 

They are sitting in the living room after lunch. Each of them has a book in their hands and they are supposed to be reading but for a moment, Thomas looks at James and can see that even if the book is open, his mind is somewhere else. It’s the anniversary of Miranda’s death and Thomas is afraid that maybe he’s thinking about it.

“What’s on your mind?” Thomas asks.

“I’m not sure you want to know.” James says, looking at the pages again.

“Why shouldn’t I want to know?” Thomas raises his eyebrows, closes the book and rests it on his lap. “Your mind is full of brilliant things most of time.”

“Just most of the time?” James smirks.

“Yes. I wouldn’t say that declaring a war to England and risking your life in my name was exactly brilliant, wouldn’t you agree? It’s flattering… and extremely brave, dear… but I could have lost you because of it. And nothing that might lead to your death could ever be brilliant. I’m sure Miranda agreed with me.”

It’s been almost a year since they reunited and escaped the plantation and as hard as it is, at least now they are able to mention her without feeling like crying anymore. They know that’s not what she would have wanted. Because she would have wanted them to live life to the fullest, instead of living a life of grief and regrets. That is something that neither of them have ever doubted and they owe it to her to be happy.

“She did. Of course, she did. We had countless arguments about it. And she tried to convince me…” James shakes his head as he remembers those times. It still feels like it was yesterday.

“You can be proud of her.” James continues. “She tried her best to convince me. You know how she wanted us to start a new life, so that I could leave Captain Flint behind. As strong-minded and I guess, right, as she was, she wasn’t able to convince me. I said it was me who had to grant them my forgiveness… not the other way around. And I’m sorry, but that’s still how I feel. Just because you’re back, it doesn’t mean they didn’t ruin our lives.”

“James–”

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humaine holidays according to cat

february 14: forbidden chocolotes & chomp flower day

march 12: food is 1 hour late day

april 1: forbidden chocolotes day no. 2

july 4: hide under bed night

octobor 31: forbidden chocolotes & doorbell night

november 5: food is 1 hour early day

november 22: pls give turkey im dyinge day

december 25: box & paper day

december 31: hide under bed night no. 2