copperbadge:

annleckie:

Screenshot of a tweet that reads, “In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety.”

Underneath it, a quoted tweet: “Perils of Google Translate no 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruptions want sirens, not mermaids.”

They have heard the mermaids singing each to each. 

ok but what I want to know is if we have volcano sharks, why can’t we have volcano mermaids?

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