thatfeministjewishgirl:

dpoptart:

microbewrangler:

yourscientistfriend:

happylittlestimmythings:

dynastylnoire:

wishmaker7:

solluxcaptorsleftshoe:

nickyoflaherty:

alter-cation:

idrils:

dear clothing manufacturers:

• make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
• stop putting shelf bras in everything
• make jeans for short people with big butts
• make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
• stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
• fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
• put pockets on everything i am serious
• charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
• end ‘one size fits all’ forever
• size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
• basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time

* MAKE WHITE SHIRTS THAT ARE NOT SEE-THROUGH. MAKE ALL SHIRTS NOT SEE-THROUGH. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

– make shirts/dresses with buttons that DON’T HAVE GAPS WHEN WORN BY BIG BREASTED PEOPLE

• make shirts that girls with broad shoulders can wear without losing the ability to move their arms
• make more shoes for girls with wide feet

• dont fucking make shirts without the understanding that bras will be worn with them

• if a bra would be visible bc theres a fucking hole somewhere in the shirt put a built in bra

Make jeans with thicker fabric in the inner thigh

Acknowledge there are more plus size people than straight size people.

Flood the market with plus size clothing that is reasonably priced, cute, and modeled by plus folks

Make jeans that got to my ACTUAL waist and not just right above my belly button
Make stretchy jeans that DONT tuck into the crevice where my Bermuda triangle meets leg and so i DONT have a constant wedgie (front and back. No one wants to talk about that one but its a fucking problem)

The Bermuda Triangle

Make shoes for girls with feet that are wide AND tiny. Jesus fucking christ just because I wear a size 6 does not mean my foot is like, 0.2mm wide or however narrow your stupid goddamn shoes are. My feet are shorter than average, they aren’t average feet that you just scaled down with a shrink ray. Fucking come on now.

Don’t even get me started on literally everything else, ever.

See also my open letter to the fashion industry

Make more shoes that are cute AND I can put my medically necessary orthopedics in for heavens sakes. 

Make some fucking cute shoes for girls with long feet so that we don’t feel like fucking yetis walking into the shoe store. Mine are size 12. Do you know how impossible it is to find cute shoes in size 12? Or even work shoes? Or anything other than sneakers or sandals?