will turner: fight me elizabeth swann: *quietly from where her hufflepuff husband can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again
the straight people talking about james flint vs gay people talking about james flint thing really is something in general but there’s also a specific hilarity to how many grown ass cishet white dudes (journalists, actors, but also characters within the show etc) are out there like ‘james flint is a terrifying and ambiguous figure and i’m scared of him’ while hundreds of baby and 20 something lesbians on the web are like ‘james flint is my loving dad and i would protect him and his gay manifesto with my life’
As much as I like the Reincarnation AU ideas I’ve seen posted, I don’t think Jack Armstrong(from Vexed) and Joe Chandler (from Whitechapel) would make a good pairing, in spite of being policemen and such. Jack would drive Joe crazy. Literally.
Not to mentiom that in one episode Jack uses a guy with OCD to clean his house for free. Imagine poor Joe
However, Jack and Clive (from Silk)… that would be a good couple. The policeman and the barrister.