question: how often do you think marcus sings carrie underwood’s american country classic “jesus take the wheel” anytime tomas gets in the driver’s seat?
“d’you get it? it’s ‘cause you can’t drive, mate!”
“CAN YOU PLEASE BE QUIET I’M WATCHING THE ROAD”
“so’s jesus.”
“that’s blasphemy, marcus.”
“–take it from my haaaaaands, ‘cause i can’t do this onnnn myyy owwwwn…”
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They’re more than fiction. They were there for me even if they weren’t real. They were there when you weren’t. They’re more than you think they are. {insp.}
james flint has never once been the big spoon in his entire life pass it on