It was lovely having my brother involved because I got to hang out with him in South Africa for a while. When you grow up and you become adults and you start having kids and all that stuff, you don’t get to see as much of each other as you’d like. So it was really cool hanging with him for like three months and getting to see loads of him. (x)

The Toby Stephens Prohibition Articles

old-long-john:

@jadedbirch and I have decided that Toby Stephens has to be stopped from murdering us all, and so we’ve put together this list of offences. It is not exhaustive, so please feel free to add to it.

Henceforth, the entity known as Toby Stephens shall be prohibited from ever:

1. Looking at people (intensely or otherwise)

2. Pointing at people

3. Saying hello to anyone ever

4. Touching his beard (considered particularly heinous)

5. Sitting with his legs open like some kind of slut

6. Wheeze-laughing whilst crinkling his nose

7. Quirking his eyebrow(s)

8. Smiling crookedly

9. Quivering his lip for emotional manipulation purposes

10. Fidgeting with his hands

11. Reading books aloud.

12. Tucking hair behind one ear