anon, you are absolutely right! look at the way she reacted to peter’s betrayal – “I want to see this whole goddamn city, this city that you purchased with our misery, burn. I want to see you hanged on the very gallows you’ve used to hang men for crimes far slighter than this. I want to see that noose around your neck and I want to pull the fucking lever with my own two hands!“
……yeah i doubt she would react any less badly to what silver did. worse, probably. She Was Clear About What She Wanted
Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming” or brace themselves for the worse because you’re angry or stressed. Your kid shouldn’t have a genuine fear of you even being close to touching them. Your kid shouldn’t be afraid of you; your kid shouldn’t be afraid of the thought of you.
I love Alexander the Great because if he was a fictional character you would yell “THAT’S JUST NOT REALISTIC WTF MAN YOU CAN’T WIN A BATTLE AFTER BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND AND HAVE TO WHEEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY AND FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS A RIVER AND UPHILL AGAINST A LARGER ARMY"
But
“Look conquering an island by making it not an island any more is ridiculous that’s never going to be believable.”
But
He just fuckin did that shit.
I actually got the inspiration for the protagonist of Lady of Ice and Iron from him, and when/if it’s ever published and people inevitably yell “YOUR PROTAGONIST IS JUST NOT REALISTIC” I’m just going to make unblinking eye contact while folding a printout of Alexander’s troop movements at Gaugamela into a paper airplane and then lob it at their face.
And if they give me shit for her being queer, I’m going to print out historical accounts of Alexander’s lover Hephaestion, tape them to Nerf darts, and shoot them at people.
Wait he un-islanded an island?
Tyre is now an isthmus. Before Alexander, it was an island.
He offered to let them surrender peacefully. They told him to get fucked, secure in their place on a fucking island in a fortified city.
“Fine.” Said Alexander, cracking his knuckles. “Get me my engineers, we’re building the land out to this island.”
“Holy shit”, his generals presumably said. “Holy fuckin shit, man.”
And so, at Alexander’s command, his engineers constructed a causeway to connect the island of Tyre to the mainland. It took eight months. Tyre hurled everything they could against the workers, so Alexander rolled siege engines out there to protect them.
Anyway, long story short, the causeway was completed, Tyre fell and was burned and sacked (unusually, as Alexander normally did not allow his army to pillage and plunder and destroy, but he was, apparently, mega peeved).
And the causeway stands to this day. Tyre remains an isthmus.
[Further proof to verify you guys’ info]
Ancient History Encyclopedia says:
“
Negotiations having failed, Alexander began his operations in January 332 BCE. After occupying old Tyre, he began to construct a causeway (or mole) across the channel toward the walls of Tyre, using rocks, timbers, and rubble taken from the buildings of the old city. Initially, work progressed well: the water near the mainland was shallow and the bottom muddy, but, as the causeway lengthened, the Macedonians and Greeks began to run into trouble. The seafloor shelved sharply near the city, to a depth of 18 ft (5.5m). Work slowed to snail-pace, and the work gangs found themselves increasingly harassed by missile fire from the city walls.
Alexander constructed two siege towers from timber covered with rawhide and positioned them at the end of the causeway. Artillery engines at the top of these towers were able to return fire at the walls, and the work gangs erected timber palisades as an added measure of protection. Work proceeded, and Alexander spent much of his time on the mole, dispensing small gifts of money to his sweating labourers and leading by personal example.”
Lately I am constantly noticing how much we are expected to provide for each other while the government is just cheerfully spending money on shit we don’t need and protecting the wealthy.
We’re all trying to raise money for Puerto Rico through art fundraisers and portions of our shop sales while Trump goes on million dollar golf vacation after million dollar golf vacation. Whenever I have a shop fill, I’m tossing money into strangers’ kofi or gofundme to help buy groceries or medical care… all the while the Republicans find ways to cut healthcare and entitlements.
It’s not that I mind kicking into help my fellow man. It’s that I can’t help but feel the deep wrongness of increasing military spending when we have hungry kids and failing schools. I can’t fathom giving tax cuts to the wealthy when people are literally dying from lack of health insurance.
I’m not letting this go. Because it’s a critically important issue. Period.
It’s a broken system that needs to be abolished. Luckily, there is already a movement going around the country that will de-facto destroy the electoral college called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) where states will just award all of their electors to whoever wins the national popular vote.
That’s a good thing, but that’s no reason to stop addressing the problem head on.
Problems with the Electoral College
It encourages our broken two-party system, entrenching moneyed interests and political elites/professionals in a “lesser evil” dynamic.
It codifies smaller, third parties into uselessness at the national (and hence also the local) level and stifles genuine competition for votes, as national and local elections become negative with little impetus to actually be good, but just be better than the other guy.
It utilizes an outdated model of the country where differences in state lines were far more significant.
Currently there are 12 swing states (Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Minnesota, Ohio, Iowa, Virginia, Florida, Michigan, Nevada, Colorado, and North Carolina) that matter in a national election. The total population of these is 86.3 million. Everyone else’s individual vote doesn’t count for presidential election because, at the individual level, there is no reason to think NY would go red, or Georgia to go blue..
To do the math for you, 86.3 million is 27% of the U.S. Which translates to 73% of votes not mattering with the current system.
If you want to say that it’s only 60% of 73%, because at the end of the day someone has to vote in the safe states, okay. That’s still 43.8% of people who for all intents and purposes don’t matter in the Presidential election.
It instills legal privilege to people based on their geography and fundamentally violates the democratic principles this country was founded on.
The votes of people in smaller states matter more than the votes of people in larger states. It is a basic violation of the fundamental American promise of “one-person-one-vote”. There is no getting around this. To demonstrate this point, this is a map of smaller states that have the same power as California in the electoral college.
You can easily be forgiven for thinking “California has so much power”, but look at the numbers.
22.4 million people have the same fundamental power as 37.2 million people. That’s more than a x1.65 multiplier. There are specific state interactions that are even more drastic.
Rhode Island has 1 electoral vote for every 263,500 people. Texas has 1 vote for every 709,474 people. translating to a RI vote being worth 2.7 Texas votes.
To go to extremes, California has 1 vote for every 711,636 votes. North Dakota has 1 vote for every 241,131 people. That’s a 3:1 margin. One person in North Dakota has as much power in the presidential election as literally everyone I know in California (I don’t know many people there).
“But this will just let big states and big cities control the election.”
Wrong. Do the math on it. Or, better yet, I did the math already.
To get 50%+1 of the population from cities alone, you would need about 70% of every city in the U.S. to vote for the candidate to counteract the rural vote. Even NYC doesn’t barely had this in 2016, and its arguably the most liberal city in the country, which is solely because of the discrepancy in Manhattan.
Even if the top 4 populous states (California (39M), Texas(27M), Florida(20M), and New York(20M) in order) got together and voted for one party (good luck) with 100% of their vote it still wouldn’t be a majority(108M vs the 160.7M+1 to form a majority). Even if you focused on just the top 10 states by population you’d need to win those states by 30-40 points to get a majority from as few states as possible. And that still would leave the Senate and the Court, a full half of the federal government, “on the side” of less-populous states.
What are the top 10 populous states, by the way? California, Texas, Florida, New York, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina. Seems fairly representative to me.
By the way, that’s 256 Electoral votes in the current system. Meaning that beating someone who managed to do that in the electoral college system would be practically impossible anyway, as whoever wins Texas, Georgia, and Florida is almost definitely going to win the rest of the South, if nothing else.
Switching from an electoral system to a popular vote system actually reduces the power of this entirely theoretical situation, since you’re go from 257/270 in our current system to 108/161.
The world is amazing when you do the math for yourself. Honestly, this goes to show that nobody, absolutely nobody espousing this talking point actually looked at a calendar and double-checked their claims.
I was cruising through the net, following the cold trail of one of the periodic “Is or is not Fanfic the Ultimate Literary Evil?” arguments that crop up regularly, and I’m now bursting to make a point that I never see made by fic defenders.
We’re all familiar with the normal defenses of fic: it’s done out of love, it’s training, it’s for fun. Those are all good and valid defenses!
But they miss something. They damn with faint praise. Because the thing is, when you commit this particular Ultimate Literary Evil you’ve now told a story. And stories are powerful. The fact that it wasn’t in an original world or with original characters doesn’t necessarily make it less powerful to any given reader.
I would never have made this argument a few years ago. A few years ago I hadn’t received messages from people who were deeply touched by something I wrote in fanfic. So what if it’s only two or three or four people, and I used someone else’s world and characters? For those two or three or four people, I wrote something fucking important. You cannot tell me that isn’t a valid use of my time and expect me to feel chastened. I don’t buy it. I won’t feel ashamed. I will laugh when you call something that touches other people ‘literary masturbation.’ Apparently you’re not too up on your sex terminology.
Someone could argue that if I’d managed the same thing with original characters in an original world, it could’ve touched more people. They might be right! On the other hand, it might never have been accepted for publication, or found a market if self published, and more importantly I would never have written it because I didn’t realize I could write. The story wouldn’t have happened. Instead, thanks to fanfic being a thing, it did. And for two or three or four people it mattered. When we talk about defending fanfic, can we occasionally talk about that?
I once had an active serviceman who told me that my FF7 and FF8 fic helped get him through the war. That’ll humble you. People have told me my fanfic helped get them through long nights, through grief, through hard times. It was a solace to people who needed solace. And because it was fanfic, it was easier to reach the people who needed it. They knew those people already. That world was dear to them already. They were being comforted by friends, not strangers.
Stories are like swords. Even if you’ve borrowed the sword, even if you didn’t forge it yourself from ore and fire, it’s still your body and your skill that makes use of it. It can still draw blood, it can strike down things that attack you, it can still defend something you hold dear. Don’t get me wrong, a sword you’ve made yourself is powerful. You know it down to its very molecules, are intimate with its heft and its reach. It is part of your own arm. But that can make you hesitate to use it sometimes, if you’re afraid that swinging it too recklessly will notch the blade. Is it strong enough, you think. Will it stand this? I worked so hard to make it. A blade you snatched up because you needed a weapon in your hand is not prey to such fears. You will use it to beat against your foes until it either saves you or it shatters.
But whether you made that sword yourself or picked it up from someone who fell on the field, the fight you fight with it is always yours.
Literary critics who sneer at fanfic are so infuriatingly shortsighted, because they all totally ignore how their precious literature, as in individual stories that are created, disseminated, and protected as commercial products, are a totally modern industrial capitalist thing and honestly not how humans have ever done it before like a couple centuries ago. Plus like, who benefits most from literature? Same dudes who benefit most from capitalism: the people in power, the people with privilege. There’s a reason literary canon is composed of fucking white straight dudes who write about white straight dudes fucking.
Fanfiction is a modern expression of the oral tradition—for the rest of us, by the rest of us, about the rest of us—and I think that’s fucking wonderful and speaks to a need that absolutely isn’t being met by the publishing industry. The need to come together as a close community, I think, and take the characters of our mythology and tell them getting drunk and married and tricked and left behind and sent to war and comforted and found again and learning the lessons that every generation learns over and over. It’s wonderful. I love it. I’m always going to love it.
Stories are fractal by nature. Even when there’s just one version in print, you have it multiplied by every reader’s experience of it in light of who they are, what they like, what they want. And then many people will put themselves in the place of the protagonist, or another character, and spend a lot of time thinking about what they’d do in that character’s place. Or adjusting happenings so they like the results better.
That’s not fic yet, but it is a story.
But the best stories grow. This can happen in the language of capitalism—a remake of a classic movie, a series of books focusing on what happened afterwards or before—or it can happen in the language of humanity. Children playing with sticks as lightsabers, Jedi Princess Leia saving Alderaan by dueling Vader; a father reading his kids The Hobbit as a bedtime story as an interactive, “what would you like to happen next?” way so that the dwarves win the wargs over with doggie biscuits that they had in their pockets and ride to Erebor on giant wolves, people writing and sharing their ideas for deleted outtake scenes from Star Trek and slow-build fierce and tender romance with startling bursts of hot sex between Hawkeye and Agent Coulson.
A story at its most successful is a fully developed fractal, retold a million times and a million ways, with stories based on stories based on stories. Fanfic of fanfic of fanfic. Stories based on headcanons, stories based on prompts, stories that put the Guardians of the Galaxy in a coffee-shop AU and stories where the Transformers are planet-wandering nomads and stories where characters from one story are placed into a world from another. Stories that could be canon, stories that are the farthest thing from canon, stories that are plausible, stories that would never happen, stories that give depth to a character or explore the consequences of one different plot event or rewrite the whole thing from scratch.
This is what stories are supposed to be.
This is what stories are.
Fandom and fan creations are a communal act. They do not disguise how they are influenced by each other. They revel in it.
Literature was once a communal act, too. Film as well. It’s only once we decided to extend and expand the idea of copyright and turn stories into primarily vehicles for profit that we rejected this communal structure. The literary canon shouldn’t be all dead white men. They didn’t build the novel. They didn’t build theater. They took what was already there and said “This is mine now,” and we believed them.
Creativity is communal. There is no such thing as the lone genius on a mountaintop. Ideas are passed around, handed back and forth, growing all the time. Fandom is what human creativity looks like in its normal form. Fandom is like this because humans are like this.
We didn’t just borrow the sword. We remade it because we saw in it the potential for something better. And we did that together, all of us.
also consider: there is no singular story that can be told in even the longest human lifetime that can meet all needs
fanworks fill in those missing stories, those missing needs, in our creative media the way vitamins fill in for a stale and repetitive diet lacking in nutrients
because holy shit are humans complicated
we got lots of complicated needs going on at any one time
sometimes you need fluffy feel-good stories to get you through the day. sometimes you need a good gorey violence-fest to get out that anger and rage and frustration.
sometimes you need to process things too painful for yourself to handle by walking a few hours in someone else’s shoes, feel their pain instead of yours, and reach catharsis that way.
sometimes you don’t even know what you need until you find where someone has written it down, laid it out and examined it from all angles, and put words to it you didn’t even know existed. sometimes you don’t learn you’re broken, wounded, until someone holds up the right mirror.
sometimes you don’t know you can fall apart and just let it out until someone breaks you, ever so gently, and helps guide you back together
we need these stories
we need them like air and shelter and safety and food
they are those things for our minds
we need them, and no amount of restriction is ever gonna be successful at keeping them gone unless we all vanish
Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.
Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate. Some people don’t feel healed by forgiving the people who hurt them, because that’s what they kept doing over and over and it only led to getting more hurt. Sometimes you feel healed when you’re finally brave enough to say “This person was horrible to me, and I did not deserve that treatment, and I don’t have to be okay with it.”