Tag: this reminds me of the random roman dildo in the closet

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mrdreadful:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

Getting shafted just got deadly.

“Commisioned by her lover”

I have so many questions but I don’t think I want answers to them