Tag: this is why you don’t poke snapping turtles

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jimcoffin:

kendermouse:

phantoms-lair:

blackraspberrybitch:

s1uts:

theoldness:

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

that is exactly what he deserves

Oh fuck, was my first reaction

Is the demon turtle ok, was my second

Ladies and gentlemen, to your left we see a man auditioning for the Darwin Awards.

o.O

This person is definitely dead.