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• why is orlais your fave

This post sounds like a dog lord wrote

look im a normal thedosian just like you i have two thumbs and enjoy dogs a normal amount like a normal person and not a Ferelden

how do we know YOU’RE not the dog lord

I can’t hear you over that mask you’re wearing.

i dont need to justify myself to an orlesian! you can’t intimidate me with your powdered wigs, big masks and lingering threat of occupation over my country

Retournez à vos femmes de chien et de la pluie, Ferelden.

what did you say about my mother you wanna go mate you and me out in the mud right now

La boue serait une amélioration sur votre tenue.

the divine says you gotta stop picking on me right now

Oooooooohh look who went and cried Most Holy. I’m soooo scared now!

ill go cry to your mom im sure she’ll be willing to soothe me

VOUS GARDEZ MES MÈRE DE CE CHIEN VOUS AMOUREUX

gesundheit

By the Maker you’re Nevarran. My utmost sincerest apologies.