You have no idea what it’s like. Then tell me. I’m here for you, Tomas.
Tag: the exorcist
I dreamt I met
a Galileanan exorcist
thanks for the words of wisdom, dad.
and this is why you need adult supervision, tomás.
this is a canon interaction.
i feel like as a State Fish Man peter has an inherent love for weird and feral things, especially weird and feral things who wear tight jeans
Marcus lying in a sunbeam next to Peter in bed: I’ve never been happier than this
Peter, checking Marcus for fleas: I’m overjoyed that you’re a part of my life. I know this is early to say, but I think I love you and I want you to come to the clinic with me because I don’t think you’ve literally ever had any shots or medical care in your whole sad life
Marcus: I’ve always wanted to get my ear pierced, this is great
Peter, who is tagging Marcus’ ear in case he gets lost: yeah babe you look so good!! just so you know this is a tracking device, are you cool with that?
Marcus: yeah I’m super Catholic, being constantly monitored by someone who loves me is both the wet dream I’ve oft confessed about and how I’m already living my life
Peter: I know you have to go away sometimes so I got you this collar with tags that have my address and number so if you get lost, someone can help you get home
Marcus: great! I love a physical reminder of who I belong to 🙂
Verity, who come over for lunch and is tweeting: who’s gonna tell these old fucks they stumbled their way into kink
I wasn’t gonna say anything, but… yeah that’s where my mind went.
An Exorcism is basically a Catholic priest Yeeting the demon out of your body.
Ok, as a catholic, I have to say this is extremely incorrect. It is not a priest yeeting the demon out of your body.
It’s God shouting BEGONE THOT through the priest to send the demon away.
as a fellow catholic, i have to correct you here.
the preist is shouting BEGONE THOT to which God comes and YEETS the demon out of ur body
Marcus: Peter and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Thomas: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?
Marcus: Honey?
Peter, from the next room: Yes, baby?
Thomas: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
Cus that’s the deal we make with the world every time we get out of bed in the morning. ‘Hurt me all you want, but the bastards don’t get to win.’ (The Exorcist 1.10)
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