when uncle james and aunt miranda have your back π
#blacksailsedit#dailynassau#dailyblacksails#bs 2×08#james flint#miranda barlow#abigail ashe#billy bones#miranda’s face in the second one is my favorite thing on earth omgsdlkfjaslkdjfds#she and flint are just like [drinking knowingly]#flint: ‘in case you were wondering π π :-)’#james flint would 100% be the kind of dad who would like…put his daughter’s hello kitty patches on his leather jacket#’ALL THE COOL DADS ARE DOING IT!!!! :o)’#miranda: ‘james…are you really going to walk out of the house like this…’#james: [glitter in his beard] ‘no miranda I’m not…I’m gonna RIDE out’ [scooters out of the house ringing his bell]#thomas wants to know why in god’s name there’s not a single grain of sugar left in the kitchen#miranda has to inform him that james was up all night baking cookies for the kiddos’ bake sale#thomas: ‘please…god please…tell me the ones that say ‘I like big books and I cannot lie’ weren’t-’#miranda: ‘those were his idea. yes.’#thomas: ’……….well we’re divorcing him right. like that’s happening?!’#*silver walks in*#thomas: ‘oh good. john. would you PLEASE talk some sense into-’#silver: ‘I DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME I CHALLENGED JAMES TO A SCOOTER RACE JUST CAME TO SAY HI WELL BYE’#(…………………this got off topic…but…listen…I can explain…)#*moonwalks away*Β via @candlewinds