Tag: seriously billy why

candlewinds:

john silver: *jumps off a ship and belly flops in the water in front of everyone, embarrassing himself greatly*

john silver: *literally is so bad at cooking that he makes everyone sick*

john silver: *thinks he knows what he’s volunteering for. ding dong he is wrong*

john silver: *tries to start walking to st. augustine but goes in the wrong direction like a hopeless nerd*

john silver: *nearly wakes everyone on The Fucking Warship bc he doesn’t know how to stop talking*

john silver: *in general, ruins everything*

john silver: *devises a plan to get back onto the crew which involves…….angering everyone, getting punched in the face*

john silver: *takes an entire lifetime to make a single friend*

john silver: *lies about everything except about how much he lies*

billy bones:

billy bones:

billy bones: perfect he’s our king