So there’s people in the fandom who don’t like Silver because of how horrible he treated Flint, and there’s people who think that Thomas was boring and his arc with James was uninspiring.
Clearly the solution to this is to have James hook up with Billy for hatesex. They would treat each other equally and it wouldn’t be boring. Problem solved.
y’all need to step up your game, blint is so passé.
flint/degroot is IT, my friends. degroot being constantly exasperated & despairing over flint pushing the walrus beyond her limits, and them having a fun push & pull dynamic over this behind the scenes. plus maybe flint lets degroot take it out on him behind closed doors. (just ignore grandpa groot being in the mutiny, betrayal is apparently part&parcel of attraction, i guess.)
froot, my friends. froot.
FROOT!
I ship it for the shipper name alone
FROOT IS GOOT!
But someone needs to help me paddle my FUTLEY canoe. Come on, they both have shaved heads. They both either are or were at one time a Lieutenant. That shit’s got EQUALITY written all over it.
Despite your soft salt, I will help you paddle Futley. Also I just thought about Billy and Joji. BillJo? JoBill, xD
ummmmm Billy and Vane??? Villy/Bane/Barles or
CHILLY
I see your ridiculousness and I raise you Flint/Rackham. They were both Navy and they both think they’re smarter than everyone. They’d have epic fights about Jack’s ridiculously Extra handwriting and Flint’s insistence on being all Hobbesian.
Jack: I stole your gold Flint: aye, but I got your booty
flint/teach. i mean why not
gingerbeard
I see you and I raise you Miranda/Eleanor because why not
Why ship people when you could ship ships?
OTP Colonial Walrus
Wait, but what of the Spanish Man’ of War, don’t leave her out
She can sink other ships after all, you could say that she’s perfect for a /ship war/
I have done extensive research to try and find out why anyone would support these things. And why someone would go as far as to spend millions of dollars so people don’t go jail for beating their pet dogs, and the closest answers I have gotten from interviews is that Forrest Lucas seems obsessed with the idea, “That a man has a god given right to do with, what he pleases to his property.”
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