it’s true – Meg's Mumbles

incorrect-dishonored-quotes:

Corvo: Jess is dead, so I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts.

Samuel: Why?

Corvo: She was basically 95% of my impulse control.

incorrect-dishonored-quotes:

The Outsider: So I bought your soul last month and-

Daud: No returns.

The Outsider: Please its making me sad.

jamesflintmcgrawhamilton:

james: *is almost paralysed with fear over the prospect of peter judging him for his ‘dark deeds’*

also james: *cannot stop bragging about what a great pirate he is*

findangoh:

👏🏼 JAMES 👏🏼 NORRINGTON 👏🏼 DESERVED 👏🏼 BETTER 👏🏼

jamesflintmcgrawhamilton:

james: i will be relaying my findings to admiral hennessey in short order

james’ findings:

Whaler:Dad
Daud: it’s pronounced Daud.
Whaler: yeah yeah, whatever Dad.

Gates: How much of what you’re saying do you believe right now?
Flint: 60%
Gates: I thought it was in the mid-80s. You pulled it off.
Flint: [shrugs] Experience

penflicks:

Modern au Gates is a huge Elton John fan. He loves putting his albums on and singing along with his eyes closed.

Thomas Hamilton: A number of your superiors are former schoolmates of mine. I canvassed them about your reputation: The son of a carpenter, no record of any formal schooling, and yet more literate than any three boys I knew at Eton.
Lieutenant James McGraw: Sometimes…things that are expensive…ARE WORSE.

lesbianwaves:

the proof that james flint is actually a very compassionate man is in the fact vane literally did say to his very own gay face “i understand a woman’s need for domesticity, but a man’s?” while standing in his own house and despite that james flint still did not begin killing every straight white men he encountered on sight