a number of reasons why you should watch Black Sails
– now is the perfect time to binge-watch seasons 1-3 because 4 (which is the last one) will be out soon
– listen who DOESN’T want to know the backstory of Long John Silver?
– PiRATEs?!?
– lesbians? yes. dead lesbians? nope.
– you REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET SURROUNDING CAPTAIN FLINT
– AND MIRANDA BARLOW
– BAMF characters. all of them.
– everything serves the plot??? even the sex scenes??? i mean where else would you find that??
– you REALLY want to find out who Thomas Hamilton is. believe me.
– “well, we could make this a straight blood fest” “how about we don’t?” “yeah sure Jim good plan”
– assorted relatable quotes: 1. “that was dark” 2. “There’s no we, we stopped being a thing of any relevance about an hour ago.” 3. “no shit” 4. “fuck”, in all its various forms´
– “My truest love, know no shame” *sobs*
feel free to add
Other important stuff:
– good characters who are too nice for this show and you want to protect them at all costs,
– absolute bastards of characters that you want to protect at all costs,
– that one bastard that you look at for a long while going ‘I don’t care what fandom says, he is an angry, bloodthirsty, lying fuck and i will never like him’ and then somehow he is your ginger baby son and you want to protect him at all costs,
– after this show every time someone will say “let me tell you a story” you will hear it in captain’s flint voice and it will be good,
– it breaks your heart all the time, but it all makes so much sense that you’re both mad and impressed,
– the plot is so fucking tight that every canon change you wanna do in fics automatically changes A LOT and it’s brilliant and a lot of fun,
– other relatable quotes 1. Gulit is natural. It also goes away if you let it. 2. Get on with it, motherfucker. 3.
Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it.4. Maybe we will be friends by then? 5. if you’re going to behave like children, then I will be your daddy.
– soundtrack is really cool,
– sea looks nice in every scene, true story. #i watched for the sea
very good additions! please also consider:
– side plots that are so good you forget they are side plots
– Anne Bonny
– multilingual pirates???
– wlw woc in the most powerful positions!!!!!!!!
– you hate certain characters… but also… you love them??? (*coughcough Charles Vane coughcough*)
– SO. MUCH. SCHEMING.THAT. IS. SO. WELL. DELIVERED!!!!!
– hilarious moments: 1. “I believe the word you’re looking for is “fucked”?“ – “Yeah, thank you” 2. “For all you virgins in the room, that’s also known as fucking suicide.” 3. “What the fuck are you doing here?” – “ Came to take your ship. Stayed to get you out of all this. Figured if anyone was going to make a trophy of you, it really ought to be me.” 4. “How the fuck could you have thought that???” 5. “Hang on, you’re serious about taking the ship?!?” – “What the fuck did you think?”
Tag: it got better
what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
“high fantasy math” – the tag I should have expected to write some day.
I’m so proud of everyone in this post