Long John Silver must make a tough choice. Inspired by ep XXXIII (4.05) and the tweets from Tom and Luke (x).
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Meanwhile James enjoys his holiday captivity at Eleanor’s expense.
(She doesn’t actually mind the company and they end up having that tea party after all. With Max included).
You walk in a room to find that the only way to escape is by writing a name of a real person on a piece of paper. This will kill that person.
You wake up in a room. You have no idea how you got there. In front of you is a door. You get up and try and open it but it’s locked. Panicking, you take in the rest of the room, but the only other thing in there is a table with piece of paper and a pen laying next to it. Suddenly, a sinister voice comes from some where above you.
“Welcome. You are trapped in this room. As you already know, your exit is sealed. However, you can get it open, but in order to do so, you must write someone’s name on that piece of paper. Doing so will then kill that person. Now-wait. What are you doing? You can’t-no you can only write ONE name I-what the fuck? Okay, I mean, you want to kill both the president AND the Vice President? Oh and the chief advisor…okay AND the Attorney General. Right, look, okay, I’ll let you out just-who the fuck is Milo Yiannopoulos? Look, okay, obviously this plan was not well thought out just….just go. Leave. Stop writing names and just get the fuck out. Jesus…”
how many times a week do you think someone aboard the Normandy tapes the biting husk head to a space roomba
Honestly it’s only in Sheps room long enough for someone to get the idea and then someone puts paint on it’s teeth so everyone KNOWS who got bit. Because SOME PEOPLE [Vega] didn’t want to admit they got bit more than 3 times
do you think Shepard staples a rank to its forehead so people will stop referring to it as “roomba zombie”
like, Fleet Admiral Bitey, and every time the roomba wanders in and the husk makes a gross noise everyone salutes and says “of course, sir, I couldn’t agree more”
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