Punch 4 December 1875

bathtub cat strikes back

tothesummerday:

let me tell you about my cat.

She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).

So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.

Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).

But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.

She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…

You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.

We tried everything:

Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)

Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.

I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).

So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?

We did it.

Then there was a 15 minutes drama

Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.

But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?

And Bajadera decided to share

ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!!!

You might need a second sink…

mokkochoko:

what do you mean this didn’t happen?

tastefullyoffensive:

If Dogs Had 911 by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)

lordnochybaty:

Black Sails Text Posts [2/?] – John Silver Edition

textsfromthewalrus:

(585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gotten a lot of miles today

petermorwood:

detitled:

mustangsally78:

animate-mush:

transgirlsamwinchester:

mylordshesacactus:

charamei:

If writers took every bit of writing advice that was in the format ‘Don’t use X part of the English language’, all English fiction would read like Spot the dog

#Spot chases the ball #the ball chases Spot #the ball conquers nations #the ball still chases spot #see spot run #run spot run #the ball is coming

stop telling ppl to write like hemingway i promise u adverbs are not another face of the dark lord satan its ok

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing, because verbing weirds language

Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing, because no verbs

Then they for the descriptive, and I silent because verbless and nounless

Then they for me, and, but no

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THE LAST POST IS BRILLIANT.

@lustycru

Neatly put.

Warnings about “adverb/adjective/etc. use” is a feature of editing software. It’s good for catching really excessive overuse, but don’t strip out the lot just because a program says so. Use your own judgement.

officialgarrusvakarian:

“But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godotter. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.”

sizvideos:

Macaulay Culkin Just Revealed What Kevin McCallister Is Actually Like Today – Full video

xombiekitty:

vincentvangozer:

kremlindusk:

blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

Of course Satan would start in Australia.

Of course Australia has fire tribbles that mate in a vortex orgy.

^^^ fire tribbles that mate in a vortex orgy

omg lol 😀