john silver: my “tell” is that… i TELL you i’m lying.
flint: fuck a government shutdown, i’m talkin’ worldwide, family.
billy bones: there he is, back from ye olde motherfuckin’ dead.
madi: i’m allergic to things like that. things that sound stupid.
miranda: if your only problem is that you’re on fire, you’re living the fucking good life.
charles vane: so, we in for hell? i mean… to kill?
max: i’ve always tried. for whole me life.
idelle: that’s my name, don’t… say it again.
jack rackham: i’m here! i may not be queer, but i’m here!
anne bonny: a kicking, your ass will encounter!
eleanor guthrie: decisions? i hardly know her.
mr. scott: been there, fuck that.
hornigold: he’s easy to make fun of, he’s done a lot of stuff! he’s like the president, or god!
richard guthrie: when i die, you inherit this coffee pot and a lot of debt.
teach: once you’re alive, you’re just dead to death!
israel hands: i broke my friend’s thumb while sparring once. i put it on my resume.
woodes rogers: it’s like… he’s never joking, but i wish he was.