Dear Coworker,
I feel like shit. I think I might be running a slight fever, I literally feel slightly dizzy every time I have to stand up out of this chair, and the feeling doesn’t really leave when I sit down, it just gets less concerning. I have still gotten up to get the wretched counter traffic about 10 times more than you have today. Get up off your fucking arse and get the goddamn counter a bit more or so help me gods I will make it a point to throw up in your lap if all this up and down causes me to get sick, don’t try me.
Seriously Done,
Meg
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