“Sexual attraction? In THIS economy?”
-Daud’s asexual ass
Tag: dishonored
the Whalers are so fucking extra i love them to bits.
a Whaler: ‘Hey you know what would be cool? if i Transversed to this roof, slide down, do a flip and then land all cool like.’
other Whalers: ‘oh ya that’d be cool let’s practice.’
Daud in the distance: ‘This is not why i gave you magic powers!’
DORKS. I LOVE THEM.
You should draw the whalers covering Daud up after he fell asleep at his desk. (Also I love you bye)
icpe:
Daud: Have I been a perfect parent? No. Was I ever planning on having children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? PROBABLY! Where was I going with this? I had a point!
Thomas: We love you, Dad.
Billie: Love you.
Daud: *Sigh* Love you, too.
The whalers are basically Daud’s kids. They tell everyone that the U is silent. His name is pronounced Dad.
Meg's Mumbles 