Navy: please end piracy in Nassau James it’s super important.
James: yes I absolutely will I’d die for my country consider it done
[screen goes black with a caption reading ‘10 years later’. Opens to a freeze-frame of an explosion of British naval ships with James leading the charge]
James as narrator: now, you’re probably wondering how I got into this mess,
So there’s people in the fandom who don’t like Silver because of how horrible he treated Flint, and there’s people who think that Thomas was boring and his arc with James was uninspiring.
Clearly the solution to this is to have James hook up with Billy for hatesex. They would treat each other equally and it wouldn’t be boring. Problem solved.
y’all need to step up your game, blint is so passé.
flint/degroot is IT, my friends. degroot being constantly exasperated & despairing over flint pushing the walrus beyond her limits, and them having a fun push & pull dynamic over this behind the scenes. plus maybe flint lets degroot take it out on him behind closed doors. (just ignore grandpa groot being in the mutiny, betrayal is apparently part&parcel of attraction, i guess.)
froot, my friends. froot.
FROOT!
I ship it for the shipper name alone
FROOT IS GOOT!
But someone needs to help me paddle my FUTLEY canoe. Come on, they both have shaved heads. They both either are or were at one time a Lieutenant. That shit’s got EQUALITY written all over it.
Despite your soft salt, I will help you paddle Futley. Also I just thought about Billy and Joji. BillJo? JoBill, xD
ummmmm Billy and Vane??? Villy/Bane/Barles or
CHILLY
I see your ridiculousness and I raise you Flint/Rackham. They were both Navy and they both think they’re smarter than everyone. They’d have epic fights about Jack’s ridiculously Extra handwriting and Flint’s insistence on being all Hobbesian.
Okay but in the first two seasons Flint has his hair tied back with a hair tie (which keeps coming out, it seems)
being a woman who has had long hair at one point and lost hair ties all the time like I bought twenty and they all got eaten by god knows what
I need a crack fic of james Flint desperately hunting for a hair tie because “fuck I just stole twenty off that ship where the fuck are they” all his men want gold and shit and he’s like “goddamit why don’t ship manifests list hair ties”
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