Toulouse! – DreamingPagan – Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Black Sails
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miranda Barlow/Captain Flint/Thomas Hamilton, Hal Gates/Admiral Hennessey
Characters: Hal Gates, Charles Vane, Admiral Hennessey (Black Sails), James McGraw, Miranda Barlow, Thomas Hamilton
Additional Tags: Crack Fic, i guess, based off adventures in minecraft, specifically I have a chicken named Toulouse that escaped, and likes to lay eggs on my bed, she’s a troublesome chicken, in which farming adventures are had, and Charles Vane is bored
Series: Part 3 of Graced
Summary:

Thomas is not a farmer. James is not a chicken-wrangler, and Miranda is seriously considering a vacation.

iwtv2007:

vowel-in-thug replied to your post:
So there’s people in the fandom who don’t like…

y’all need JESUS but also if someone wrote a flint/rackham pwp i wouldn’t look away

LOL! It’s so wonderfully out of control I love it! Yes someone should write this and some of those other crack ships…

I don’t care how much y’all beg, I’m not writing Flint/Jack porn. I do, however, want an AU where Jack and Gates switch places and Gates gets to deal with Vane’s shit and Jack winds up being Flint’s quartermaster somehow.

silverflint prompt – fearsome Pirate King John Silver adopts a fearless chicken named Monique. They become bffs and sail the high seas together. Flint tries his best to deal with a situation.

parrots-not-in-london-anymore:

Fullfiling a promise as well as a challenge. I give you Monique

Flint wasn’t proud of ordering the kidnapping of a chicken but enough was enough.

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