Tag: because it’s the only thing that could make that situation amusing

little-spooks:

VANE BEING BAFFLED BY THE TEA CUP. VANE ANNOYING FLINT WITH THE PIANO. i want more of vane being obnoxious and pretending not to understand what civilized people keep in their homes. 

i want vane pulling an arthur weasley and asking flint the function of a rubber duck. 

“flint why do you need a butter knife what’s wrong with the normal knife”

“shut the fuck up charles and stop touching my things”

“you know this porcelain really isn’t durable enough”

“it is if you’re not a fucking pirate who breaks shit”

“why do you have so many books aren’t you too busy being the literal worst to read”

“i swear to god i will let anne shoot you if you say one more word DO NOT TOUCH THE PIANO”