james “fanboy” mcgraw: thomas hamilton?? nah what jerk what a — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of thomas hamilton spill out of jacket] w-what an asshole. these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just…. listen fuck [thousands of pictures of thomas hamilton scatter across the floor] shiT fuck I’m holding them for a friend just LISTEN
#more like: throws pictures of thomas hamilton at everyone he meets #‘i think you might like him’ #starts every conversation with ‘thomas hamilton’ #prints out t-shirts saying #‘thomas hamilton is a good man’ #’no i’m not in love with him’ #’why would you say that’ #miranda runs after him picking up all the pictures and hiding them in her bra