thessalian:

aberrant-eyes:

leeshajoy:

prettydoddleoddle:

dirkcourser:

wirehead-wannabe:

lily-peet:

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

this is some pretty key information 

If the keyboard contains no food particles from people eating over it, it’s a mimic disguised as a keyboard and you should back away before it eats your face.

What does it say if the O, L, M and N keys are worn blank, and the P, K and B aren’t looking so hot, and neither are the A, S, D and C, in that descending order?

No idea, but I get the impression that having all the letter keys bar, like, Q, X and Z being worn to fuck means that you type way, way too much. Still blanking on what “fingernail grooves on the N key” means.

ok so it’s not just me with the groove on the n key. good to know. I’ve got I, L, N, M, and S worn away on my current keyboard and the spacebar has the tell-tale smooth circle/oval

maidofsalt:

no offence but i am literally filled with anger every time i remember there are legitimately people who are rich enough to buy half the globe and then some but the poor are dying because wages will not adapt to inflation and the super-rich refuse to part with any amount of their wealth.

nubreed73
replied to your post “For “new ask game for writers”: 4, 9, 30, 44, 50, 53 :D”

I neeeeeed that Whitechapel crossover OMG *grabbyhands*

psst. would you like a snippet?

“This Lieutenant McGraw,” Chandler muses, “it looks as though he was never properly drummed out of the service. An Admiral Hennessey seems to have blocked all efforts at seeing him declared dead or missing. Wherever he was, the Navy would have owed him quite a lot of back pay if he’d turned up.”

At his side, James hums in agreement. 

“Hennessey,” James muses. “Haven’t I heard that name before?”

aw-dag:

ceasarslegion:

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”