Did I ever tell you guys how much I love book Bilbo.

Door: *opens*

Thorin: Bilbo I’m really glad we have someone as BRAVE and LUCKY and HANDSOME as you, to go check the mountain for dragons LIKE YOU AGREED.

Bilbo: Thorin I would be well within my rights to tell you to shove it *entirely* up your arse at this point. But I didn’t come all this way to *not* go into your mountain, so you can unclench.

CALL!

I went several pages into your blog thinking your tags said Black Snails, and was confused about what pirates had to do with snails. I think I need to go to bed.

tikkunolamorgtfo:

BEHOLD

maglor-still-lives:

maglor-still-lives:

sleepytealesbian:

Character development is Aragorn finally washing his hair at the end of Return of the King

Although! He did wash it in Rivendell, in the first movie.

…although I doubt he wanted to…

Elrond: “Come over here, Estel. I have something to show you”

Aragorn: *walks over*

Elrond: *grabs Aragorn by the neck and shoves him face first into a bird bath*

*stares at my over 5,000 word fic that has 110 hits and three comments*

this is fine

parksandsails:

Flint: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Billy: This just says, “I can do what I want.”

Heav’n has no Rage – DreamingPagan – Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

flintsredhair:

primarybufferpanel:

flintsredhair:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Black Sails
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miranda Barlow/Captain Flint/Thomas Hamilton, Miranda Barlow/Captain Flint
Characters: Miranda Barlow, Captain Flint (Black Sails), Charles Vane, Abigail Ashe
Additional Tags: In Which James is Rescued, And Properly Comforted, after that hideous display in Charlestown, sorry but I find it hard to feel very sorry for Peter Ashe, or his minions, In Which Charles Vane and Miranda meet, And Abigail Makes a Decision, Prequel to Hell Hath No Fury
Series: Part 3 of Hell Hath No Fury
Summary:

Miranda is not a pirate. Abigail is not a stable hand, and Charles Vane is not a hero – but today the world changes, and all sorts of rules are about to change.

James Flint McGraw is about to hang, or Charlestown is about to burn.

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL I SQUEAKED WITH JOY

Thank you! I hope you don’t mind but I’m reblogging this ringing endorsement – I’m so glad you liked it!

Heav’n has no Rage – DreamingPagan – Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

mysharona1987:

Some more funny library signs.

jamesflintmcgrawhamilton:

Thomas + green

Heav’n has no Rage – DreamingPagan – Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

primarybufferpanel:

flintsredhair:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Black Sails
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miranda Barlow/Captain Flint/Thomas Hamilton, Miranda Barlow/Captain Flint
Characters: Miranda Barlow, Captain Flint (Black Sails), Charles Vane, Abigail Ashe
Additional Tags: In Which James is Rescued, And Properly Comforted, after that hideous display in Charlestown, sorry but I find it hard to feel very sorry for Peter Ashe, or his minions, In Which Charles Vane and Miranda meet, And Abigail Makes a Decision, Prequel to Hell Hath No Fury
Series: Part 3 of Hell Hath No Fury
Summary:

Miranda is not a pirate. Abigail is not a stable hand, and Charles Vane is not a hero – but today the world changes, and all sorts of rules are about to change.

James Flint McGraw is about to hang, or Charlestown is about to burn.

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL I SQUEAKED WITH JOY

Thank you! I hope you don’t mind but I’m reblogging this ringing endorsement – I’m so glad you liked it!

Heav’n has no Rage – DreamingPagan – Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]