gallusrostromegalus:

flufflyspartan110:

luvnaught:

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

@beastlysoul

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

True story: we used to have a shih tzu who both answered to barkuum (bark vacuum) and who would come out to the kitchen, wait to see if we’d drop anything in the process of making dinner, and then growl and yip at all hot things until they cooled down because he was angry that they were hot. (we’d trained him to recognize the word careful so that he knew when things were going to be hot)