ohmysaintedpyjamas:

jennytrout:

systlin:

memewhore:

Please stop calling me out.

This was written about me personally. 

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!”

And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!”

Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

Nebraskan here. Can confirm this is all true.