treasure island but everytime the notorious and supposedly dead captain flint is mentioned, there’s a cut to james flint mcgraw and his husband thomas hamilton living a happy gay life together and doing cute things.
“he was the bloodthirstiest buccaneer that sailed”
– cut to flint finding his husband passed out on the sofa with a book and then carefully tucking him in w a blanket and a lil kiss to the temple –
“blackbeard was a child to flint”
– cut to flint repeatedly and incredibly gently removing a kitten as it crawls onto the kitchen counter to steal the fish he’s cooking –
“the spaniards were so prodigiously afraid of him that, i tell you, sir, i was sometimes proud that he was an englishman”
– cut to flint under a peach tree with his head in his husband’s lap, hand feeding him grapes in exchange for kisses –