Thomas: I thought for Pride this year, you, me, Max, Anne, and Eleanor could each wear a solid shirt in a different colour of the rainbow so that when we’re all walking together we look like the stripes from the pride flag.
James: If you want.
Thomas: Yeah?
James: Yeah.
Thomas: You’re sure?
James: Sure, I’m sure. Why wouldn’t I b—
Thomas: …
James: …
James: Jesus christ, you want me to be the fucking orange stripe, don’t you?
Thomas: I, um…[runs away]
James: THOMAS HAMILTON YOU COME BACK HERE