“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.
Sinkholes are commonly a sign that a swamp has been improperly drained.
If we have to live through the apocalypse at least we get to have a cool apocalypse where our hapless kings displease the gods and are rejected by the earth itself.
Reblog if u wanna see the the piece-of-shit United States government swept up into the night sky by dark inhuman shapes with wolfish howls and baleful, fiery eyes
Into the sky or into the earth. Suffocated for lack of resources that money and cons cannot buy, or crushed within the embrace of that which he tried to destroy? Either one is justice, and either one is an appropriate, fitting end.
If they get swallowed up by the earth then there’s a small chance that, after the seas have receded and green returned to the land, I or my descendants might can recover their bones and devour whatever maegn is left in them. So I’m in favor of that.
News today: Washington DC is sinking. A yawning void has opened in front of the president’s house. It grows wider.
News tomorrow: A two-headed deer was seen wandering down Pennsylvania Avenue bellowing “TRUUUUUMP! TRUUUUUMP!” in a sing-song imitation of human speech.
News next week: The sky over America has turned yellow and the Potomac River is boiling. No-one in DC can sleep, for there is no escape from the dreams.
30, She/her. Used to be DreamingPagan a long time back. Multi-fandom, mostly Black Sails these days but with a lot of Tolkien and funny things interspersed. Complete language and history nerd - be warned. I write fic and occasionally I talk about ships.
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