shape-of-water:

Did I ever tell you guys how much I love book Bilbo.

Door: *opens*

Thorin: Bilbo I’m really glad we have someone as BRAVE and LUCKY and HANDSOME as you, to go check the mountain for dragons LIKE YOU AGREED.

Bilbo: Thorin I would be well within my rights to tell you to shove it *entirely* up your arse at this point. But I didn’t come all this way to *not* go into your mountain, so you can unclench.