i feel like as a State Fish Man peter has an inherent love for weird and feral things, especially weird and feral things who wear tight jeans

annievh:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Marcus lying in a sunbeam next to Peter in bed: I’ve never been happier than this

Peter, checking Marcus for fleas: I’m overjoyed that you’re a part of my life. I know this is early to say, but I think I love you and I want you to come to the clinic with me because I don’t think you’ve literally ever had any shots or medical care in your whole sad life

Marcus: I’ve always wanted to get my ear pierced, this is great

Peter, who is tagging Marcus’ ear in case he gets lost: yeah babe you look so good!! just so you know this is a tracking device, are you cool with that?

Marcus: yeah I’m super Catholic, being constantly monitored by someone who loves me is both the wet dream I’ve oft confessed about and how I’m already living my life

Peter: I know you have to go away sometimes so I got you this collar with tags that have my address and number so if you get lost, someone can help you get home

Marcus: great! I love a physical reminder of who I belong to 🙂

Verity, who come over for lunch and is tweeting: who’s gonna tell these old fucks they stumbled their way into kink

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but… yeah that’s where my mind went.