You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.
If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.
If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.
If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.
If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer
if all the keys are smashed they’re gay
this is some pretty key information
If the keyboard contains no food particles from people eating over it, it’s a mimic disguised as a keyboard and you should back away before it eats your face.
What does it say if the O, L, M and N keys are worn blank, and the P, K and B aren’t looking so hot, and neither are the A, S, D and C, in that descending order?
No idea, but I get the impression that having all the letter keys bar, like, Q, X and Z being worn to fuck means that you type way, way too much. Still blanking on what “fingernail grooves on the N key” means.
ok so it’s not just me with the groove on the n key. good to know. I’ve got I, L, N, M, and S worn away on my current keyboard and the spacebar has the tell-tale smooth circle/oval
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