i want a sequel where James and Thomas do nothing but domestic sappy things and every single member of Jack’s new pirate crew is one by one revealed to be a lesbian in disguise. There are cuts to Billy stuck on the island – they are filmed like a video dairy. Madi has re-started the war (she’s winning). Meanwhile Jack’s rat friend is slowly taking over Nassau, and Charles is alive for no explained reason and all we see him do is wander around a house trying to figure out ordinary household items

jamesflintmcgrawhamilton:

bonus if the house in question is james and thomas’ house (thomas is 70% sure at least part of it is just an act, designed to irritate james) 

oh my gods someone give me this now. I want it. I want to see Billy trying to stay chipper about the situation and devolving into “today I named all my toes” and Charles and Thomas bonding 

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