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#This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because this guy would’ve picked up that glowing eyeball shit #And SMASHED IT BETWEEN BIG FUCK OFF HAMMERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS

-(via thedrunkenrat)

SHIT I didn’t even fucking realize that he was HOLDING that red hot piece of iron. In my menory he was holding it with some sort of tool. DWARVES MAN.

You know the more I think about it, the more the free races of Middle-Earth need to shut the fuck up about all of this ‘dwarves keep to themselves in their mountains and do not concern themselves in larger matters’ whining. Because from what we’ve seen? If dwarves really got interested in anything other than making badass jewelry and singalongs, they’d have taken over the entire world in about a decade. Sauron would’ve taken one look at that shit and been like NOPE GONNA STAY AN EVIL POWERLESS SPIRIT THANX

Sauron had a fuck of a time corrupting the dwarves anyway. The seven rings that wound up in their kingdoms were meant to do what they did to mortal men- bend the will and make the leaders slaves.

Instead all it did was cause greed, which (while in its own way terrible) wasn’t enough to sway the dwarves to Sauron. It did bring a lot of dragons, though. 

Tolkien Dwarves: the unappreciated badasses of Middle Earth.