writinggecko:

jeynegrey:

tolkien’s/peter jackson’s elves are literally the most extra creatures ever. galadriel gets in a swan boat just for the aesthetic. arwen has at least three beds for dramatically moping. the elves have a whole land of immortality where they go when they just can’t even deal anymore. don’t even get me started on thranduil.

feanor literally names his kids to spite his half-brothers, finarfin moves to another country to get away from his family drama, caranthir is literally named ‘angry little shithead,’ feanor burns a bunch of boats and his son because he just won’t deal with them, then he goes and fights a ton of balrogs by himself and self combusts because of all his pent up anger, thingol bans an entire language because a couple of his cousins are dicks, finrod and turgon have a secret city building contest, eol won’t give his own kid a name until he’s like twelve, glorfindel is killed by his own haircut, both secret cities are destroyed by guys wanting to bone women. an entire continent is destroyed by finwean family drama, and then there’s sauron, the most dramatic shit of all.