squid-inspiration:

bean-about-townn:

…..crack au where one of the most common pastimes at the plantation is writing smut fic about famous pirates. and james discovers thomas’ stash of flint/reader pwp 

as i told you, this goes REALLY WELL w my idea where Thomas asks some artistically-minded fellow inmate to make a sketch of James for him. he might go a bit overboard describing how wonderful his husband looks, and the result is a series of pin-up sketches that everyone is p eager to get a copy of. (some attempt to make their own and… well, it’s a bit crude and they’re not all artists, so the quality varies.)

James oscillates between horrified noises and gleeful cackling when he finds out.