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Some fluffy Tomas-and-Marcus headcanons for y’all:

• Marcus starts the bar fights and Tomas finishes them.
• Tomas definitely can’t cook, and has no opportunity to cook while in a state of Perpetual Road Trip, but would 100% learn how to cook if it meant making sure Marcus was eating regularly.
• Marcus can cook a little but only knows how to make chicken nuggets and M&M pancakes and anything else you would cook for a traumatized child to make them feel better.
• Tomas can’t dance. His sister tried to teach him once but it was a traumatic experience for both.
• Marcus can only dance when he’s drunk.
• Tomas loves picking up science magazines at gas stations or scrolling through articles about new medical discoveries on his phone. He always tells Marcus the highlights.
• They once stayed up till 3:00 a.m. arguing different interpretations of Ezekiel 28.
• Tomas’ favorite movie is The Shining, which in their universe would be the highest-grossing horror movie of all time, which is weird to think about.
• Marcus’ favorite movie is National Treasure.

Bless