thessalian:

kaylapocalypse:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

windycat:

ginevre:

theaustinstollhaus:

i-am-corbin-dallas:

theaustinstollhaus:

theaustinstollhaus:

When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things:

– Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish)

– Words don’t change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese)

– We don’t live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

– Likewise, we don’t have have two different words for “they” because we don’t care whether “they” were male or female (Spanish, French)

– There’s no formal “you” because we don’t play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German)

– We don’t alter the whole fucking language based on how much we respect you (Japanese)

– The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin)

– We don’t have a fucking stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic)

So yeah, I think we’re doing okay as a language

Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it’s not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice

At least it’s not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC?

But we do kinda have the tone thing. Like record and record, resume and resume, etc

For a few words, but you can mispronounce a lot and still get away with it. I’m referring to this:

I love this post

Verbs don’t conjugate depending on who is doing the action and in what manner. (Finnish)

This is Greek and Russian erasure and I want to die each and every day

Reblogging literally just for that horrifying Shi story

French has the word-game thing too. You use “tu” for familiar and “vous” for formal … and also for “you-plural”, so that’s a thing.

Also I’d like to point out that we don’t just… just flat out not pronounce consonants that exist in the middle of the world, what a weird thing that would be, huh, Spanish, French, and Gaelic? Huh?! RIGHT?!