Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
If my cat doesn’t like the brand of cat food she’s given, you bet your ass she hunts the mice and other small critters from our yard and eats those. Dramatically. On the porch. Or in front of the grill. If no one else is in the yard to look on in half horrified silence, she might bring her Organic Meal™ in for proper audience appreciation.
My one cat used to scream at me if she found a spider in her litter pan. She would literally yell until someone came and got it out of there. I have another cat that screams and sulks when her water dish is in the wrong spot and she can’t drag it across the floor to the right spot herself. The right spot is wherever the dish isn’t currently because she basically just likes to interior decorate. My other current cat sulks when I cut down the weeds that grow in the fence row, because he likes to pretend he’s a tiger and the weeds are his jungle.
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