Someone REALLY needs to write a fic where James asks Thomas about the cock on his desk
has no one other than me ever noticed that there’s TWO of them? two cocks? on thomas’ desk? i mean. strange pairs indeed!
(unless both my eyes and my memory are failing me hard rn.)
There are TWO? Oh my god. Incredible. So many possibilities.
James asks about the singular cock and then later Thomas buys James one as its pair. James is strangely touched but also finds it ridiculous, because Thomas is ridiculous
allow me
indeed there are two cocks on thomas hamilton’s desk, now with scientific proof. you’re welcome, friends!
30, She/her. Used to be DreamingPagan a long time back. Multi-fandom, mostly Black Sails these days but with a lot of Tolkien and funny things interspersed. Complete language and history nerd - be warned. I write fic and occasionally I talk about ships.
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