ohgressfuriosa:

pirateshelly:

thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

Yup, like, it’s crazy to me that when my parents were my age they would spend hours cleaning the house and busting out the fancy dishes when someone was coming over for dinner, and I’m usually just like “have a seat on the floor… also, you’re gonna have to eat off of this frisbee, because all three of my plates are dirty…”

Same. I like our generation better.