Let’s play a game: reblog this post with an out-of-context quote from one of your projects. The stranger the better. I’ll start:
“He’s already killed me once today. What more harm can he do?”
“At least you’re pretty, for such a conversationalist”
“Do you ever think it’s stereotypical that most of us enjoy rum so much?”
“Ah yes, now that the Shadowhand and her companion are done making out, we can continue on our journey.”
“More likely some’uns tryin’ to smuggle a pretty lad out of the tournament.”
“I never wanted to be a neck beard. But it feels like velvet almost.”
Yes, you think to yourself, you will be doing a great deal more gliding in the future.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about” he says, making it obvious that he knows exactly what you’re talking about.
He was a little fox wearing a plaid scarf and a hip… “seriously? Narrator let’s just skip to the important shit about me.” Okay. He’s a hipster looking jerk of a fox. I swear if this gets in as the best take I fucking quit.
why would i want less rendered hog fat in my rendered hog fat based product
“Out of curiosity, is the Commander
allowed to pick his own suit?”“The secret to the success of Gallivant Industries is slavery. We ain’t dealin’ in slaves, and we sure as hell ain’t gonna encourage anyone else to do it either! Y’all can divvy up the spoils between ya, includin’ the units, but be aware that those bottles are full of Xandarian crotch juice, and I for one ain’t touchin’ it.”
…
Maybe he could claim he hadn’t taken Vane seriously?Then it struck him that
he had never seen gooseflesh on anyone’s face, and he half-heartedly
attempted to smooth the paint back into place.
“He’s shorter than either of us, and he somehow always manages to look as if someone’s just dragged him up out of the depths and left behind some seaweed while they were at it,” James answers.
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