angrypiratehusbands:

ohgressfuriosa:

Sorry for ranting but it’s just so goddamn funny that all the pirates thought Flint stayed at an evil witch’s house when in reality all that him and Miranda were doing was drink a lot of tea, read books and work the garden. I mean, that’s a life goal.

he wasn’t going inland to be anointed with the blood of infants, he was returning home to catch up on his chores