comtessedebussy:

Okay but in the first two seasons Flint has his hair tied back with a hair tie (which keeps coming out, it seems)

being a woman who has had long hair at one point and lost hair ties all the time like I bought twenty and they all got eaten by god knows what

I need a crack fic of james Flint desperately hunting for a hair tie because “fuck I just stole twenty off that ship where the fuck are they” all his men want gold and shit and he’s like “goddamit why don’t ship manifests list hair ties”