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Me watching scary movies: Oh my god don’t investigate the strange noise you heard are you stupid get out of the house!
Me at home: *hears noise* *turns on porch light* *yells at darkness* SOME OF US WORK IN THE MORNING SATAN KEEP IT DOWN

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Published by flintsredhair

30, She/her. Used to be DreamingPagan a long time back. Multi-fandom, mostly Black Sails these days but with a lot of Tolkien and funny things interspersed. Complete language and history nerd - be warned. I write fic and occasionally I talk about ships.

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