attractthecrows:

mehofkirkwall:

attractthecrows:

how many times a week do you think someone aboard the Normandy tapes the biting husk head to a space roomba

Honestly it’s only in Sheps room long enough for someone to get the idea and then someone puts paint on it’s teeth so everyone KNOWS who got bit.
Because SOME PEOPLE [Vega] didn’t want to admit they got bit more than 3 times

do you think Shepard staples a rank to its forehead so people will stop referring to it as “roomba zombie”

like, Fleet Admiral Bitey, and every time the roomba wanders in and the husk makes a gross noise everyone salutes and says “of course, sir, I couldn’t agree more”