Where are the fic where the super-slick super-spy is thwarted by their seduction target’s complete lack of self-esteem and inability to believe for one second that someone that hot wants to fuck them?
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I don’t know if I need to read this or I need to write this, but I need this.
This desperately needs to be a thing.
OOoh, how about the complete lack of self-esteem and disbelief is married with cynicism…that there’s no way that this person wants to fuck them, they must want something,
And that’s when the spy takes it as a personal challenge. He can hear the suppressed laugher in his handler’s voice. They’ve never failed like this.It is ON.
I love this addition
This was longer than I meant it to be, but once I started writing I got caught up:
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His suit was less expensive than he was used to – he was
playing an attorney here, not a jet-setting billionaire or dashing playboy –
but the game was the same as it always was. Approach the target, charm them
into letting their guard down, then talk his way into their home to get access
to, in this case, computer files. He didn’t even have to feel guilty about this
one – either she was manipulating phone software for terrorists, in which case
she deserved everything she got, or she was being used by someone who was
manipulating phone software for terrorists. In which case, he was saving her.She was just the type who could use a little saving, too.
Eating lunch in a mall food court, hunched over a tablet while she ate sesame
chicken one-handed without looking. Hair pulled back in the most practical
hairstyle possible, he was sure their interaction would be the most exciting
part of her week.Shifting his grip on his briefcase, he sauntered over to her
table. “Pardon me for being rude, but I saw you sitting over here and I—““No.”
He blinked. “What?”
OMG EVERYONE READ THIS!!!!
thank you so much this is awesome!
I hope you continue it but even if you don’t it’s still more than I was expecting and it’s awesome and you should be very proud!
So… this kind of turned into a 13,000+ word short story that’s now a 99 cent e-book, and might be the first of many such stories if you guys end up liking it.
Since it seems silly to keep doing new posts for each fresh link for a new format, I’ll send you here and just update that page with new links as different platforms come in.